Want a scene that is a little out of the ordinary? Do little green men, Orion Slave Girls, or 'grays' kinda turn you on? How about captured by John Carter of Mars or Ming the Merciless to be carried off to some strange planet where unearthly things are done to you (or by you)? Impossible? Read on...
Unc is presenting this class for the first time at the Citadel. Unc', demonstrating through the use of an Alien Abduction scene, will show how to adapt a fantasy scene using easy-to-do sensory distortions and commonly available implements into a realistic, HOT, yet safe scene. And you don't even need a flying saucer. Anal probes will, however, be optional. This IS an original and special program - Not To Be Missed.
Class: Wednesday, 13 August 2008 — 7pm-10pm at the Citadel, San Francisco
See The Citadel calendar at www.sfcitadel.org.
Unc is presenting this class for the first time at the Citadel. Unc', demonstrating through the use of an Alien Abduction scene, will show how to adapt a fantasy scene using easy-to-do sensory distortions and commonly available implements into a realistic, HOT, yet safe scene. And you don't even need a flying saucer. Anal probes will, however, be optional. This IS an original and special program - Not To Be Missed.
Class: Wednesday, 13 August 2008 — 7pm-10pm at the Citadel, San Francisco
See The Citadel calendar at www.sfcitadel.org.
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Re: Alien Abduction – Something Completely Different
Wed, July 23, 2008 - 8:57 PMI have a fantasy of rolling around naked in a room completely filled to the rafters in Tribbles ....
They're soooo fuzzy and soft! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribbles
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 9:18 PMI don't think this is funny. After all, my mother was impregnated by an alien... -
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 10:55 PMHalf-breed ....
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 9:19 PMSigh...
Considering how often friends tell me irony and satire is completely missed online, I suppose I should disclaim part of the above. I was joking about it not being funny...
But in actuality, my mother WAS impregnated by an alien!!! -
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Wed, July 23, 2008 - 9:23 PMAs in not someone who was a US citizen? -
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 3:45 AMI was abducted by aliens once. Two Canadians bound me, forced me into their mothership (a Saturn--really), and took me to a Halloween party, where I was made to serve them hot tea and swear allegiance to the Queen. I still haven't recovered. How about those Ottawa curlers, eh?
Meryl
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Re: Alien Abduction – Something Completely Different
Thu, July 24, 2008 - 1:14 AMGreens, grays, and Orion slave girls don't necessarily take my breath away, but tentacle rape gets my motor purring.
Sounds like a great class, Unc--I'll put it on my calendar. -
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 7:53 AM"but tentacle rape gets my motor purring."
You and me both, my friend!
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 8:32 AMI can't BELIEVE how often I've heard similar from women. Seriously. Different riffs about tentacles, suckers on tentacles, and so on. Including bated breath quips about a vibrator on the market made to look like the tip to an octopus tentacle. I'm a bit gobsmacked at how many women seem to find the tentacle theme hugely erotic.
And then there's also the famous Japanese piece (Hokusai, I think?) with the woman being consumed by several octopae. I have it on a teeshirt (always amuses me that if under a buttoning shirt, the pussy on the woman is right at the opening of the shirt, and not in context so no one knows), and I'm amazed at how often I'm told it's the hottest thing around...! -
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 10:54 AMWow. Tentacle rape. The thought had never crossed my mind (not consciously, anyway!). Lol. Is that bestiality? Octopus(sy) sex?
I do have a friend who finds alien abduction fantasies (with the ensuing medical probing, etc.) very hot. This class looks interesting....
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 12:01 PMWell how about the robot android who is programmed to make you as happy as possible, knows exactly what you are feeling at any given moment, is equiped with numerous interesting attachments (including but not limited to tentacles) and never gets tired or bored? -
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 9:58 PMSusan, being made as happy as possible sorta goes contrary to the notion of rape--at least in my fantasy. I certainly don't want to delegitimize yours, however!
Meryl, there's a whole genre of Japanese porn that deals specifically with tentacle rape--octopi, squid, fantasy creatures meat monsters, robotic monsters, you name it. You can find snippets on some of the hentai sites. I'm with your friend on the alien probe stuff, too. Woof.
Bethie: Daddies, tentacle rape...hmm. We seem to march to the beat of the same drummer!
Unc, we've highjacked your thread, I think. Apologies from my end. (Did you have any idea what you'd get started here? *grin*)
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 1:42 PMI got yer hot tentacle sex right here:
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 3:32 PMThat's certainly one of the series Hokusai did. Not the same one I have silkscreened on the teeshirt, though. That one has more octolingus going on.
It's really a disappointment the place that used to do the teeshirt's now out of the tee biz. They did Zap Comix stuff, and Ralph Steadman illustrations on the teeshirts. Alas, no more gift Hokusai tees at Xmaz for my randy friends... -
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Thu, July 24, 2008 - 10:35 PMSounds more like eight tongues a once....
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Fri, July 25, 2008 - 1:01 AMWow. Now I'm getting the picture--literally. I don't think I'll see sea creatures in quite the same way again. Makes me wonder what really happened to "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin. Stingray sex gone awry? -
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Fri, July 25, 2008 - 2:48 PMLet that be a lesson to us all. Cruisin' to get pronged can get literal!
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Mon, August 4, 2008 - 5:11 PMHeads up:
It appears the date on this has been changed to tomorrow, Tuesday the 5th from 7 to 10 PM.
Either that or Uncle is pulling a sly one on me and will be doing a private abduction with me tomorrow, which is all the more reason to call for witnesses!
This is not a hoax. The Alien Abduction class has been rescheduled to August 5th at the Citadel, 7pm-10pm
Come see me get probed! -
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Tue, August 5, 2008 - 3:18 PMactually Uncs class is tonight Tuesday August 5th
Hope to see ya all there
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