Iron Dom was AWESOME!

topic posted Sun, August 3, 2008 - 2:16 AM by  heidi ho!
This was my first time attending the legendary competition that is Iron Dom and it was definitely super fun. Watching people turn some totally unrelated random objects into actual usable toys was really pretty amazing. The scenes that took place were entertaining and definitely believable, proving that one doesn't need mucho cash to have a bag full of nice toys.

YAY to all the awesome tops for their impressive display of creativity and fun scenes, and congratulations to our very own Master Erik for becoming Iron Dom 2008. The title is definitely well deserved.

Last but for sure not least thanks to all the great volunteers for helping prepare the yummy food and do all the stuff that makes something like this happen, and of course to Domina for being behind this entirely unique event.

It was so great getting to participate in this after hearing about it after the fact last year. I look forward to being a part of this again next year.
  • Master Erick is Iron Dom 2008

    Sun, August 3, 2008 - 5:54 AM
    And all I can say is that it was a close race!! The contestants were UNBELIEVABLE!!! I have rarely seen such creativity. When I put women's purses in the bags, I never even thought of using them as hoods. Three people did, and very effectively, too. As for the bone...well, I just have to say that I had never considered a bone dildo.

    I want to thank everyone for making the Iron Dom such a great success. August and Phil are so wonderful for letting us have the space. I donated the food we used for lunch, so every penny that we took in actually goes to the food bank. And we made nearly $600.

    Everyone who volunteered from the Stunt Bottoms like Heidi Ho, to the Judges was willing to do extra duty. Mikey not only was Judges Boy, but he vacuumed the dungeon after the toy making, the upstairs after the contest, and he fetched and carried for the tops. Jesse helped out at the door and with food. Erik watched the door while waiting his turn to go on. (The tops can't watch the contest until after they have performed.) The Audience helped fold the chairs afterward. Every volunteer did more than his/her share. This was truly a community event.

    And I have to commend one special bottom. Elliot darn near won the contest for her top. (not that Grizzly himself wasn't great, but Elliot really worked at it.)

    This was my girl, Meryl's first Iron Dom, and she was the one who came up with the fiendish idea for the music and made the CD. Someone suggested selling the CD to raise money. August has the CD, and all I can say is that if I hear "Knock Three Times" when I am playing, August better run. Then again, after brainstorming with Heather and Meryl about next year's music...all I can say is that this year's might sound good. I'm planning to leave that again in Meryl's capable hands so stay tuned for next year.

    As for Meryl and Lee, I could not have done this without their help and support. Lee is our power tool guy every year, and Meryl kept me from getting hysterics as well as working her ass off serving food, cuing the music, and cleaning up.

    I love you all, and I can't wait for next year.
    • Re: Master Erick is Iron Dom 2008

      Sun, August 3, 2008 - 1:01 PM
      Here's the song list, folks, just in case you want to know how excruciating it was to wash ashore on the Isle of Iron Dom . . .

      Iron Dom 2008: The Music

      Knock Three Times—Tony Orlando & Dawn
      I'll Never Fall in Love Again--Dionne Warwick
      Dreams of The Everyday Housewife--Glen Campbell
      Muskrat Love--Captain & Tennille
      I Just Can't Help Believing--B.J. Thomas
      I Don't Know How to Love Him--Helen Reddy
      I Can Feel Your Heartbeat--The Partridge Family
      Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon--Neil Diamond
      The Look of Love--Dionne Warwick
      Daydream Believer--The Monkees
      This Girl's In Love With You--Dionne Warwick
      Make It with You--Bread
      I Only Want to Be With You--Dusty Springfield
      I Won't Last a Day Without You--The Carpenters
      Let It Be Me--Glen Campbell / Bobbie Gentry

      I will never forget Master Erick playing to "Let It Be Me"!

      Happy to be of service, Ma'am. What a fun event! Congrats and thanks all around.

      Meryl
      • Song List

        Mon, August 4, 2008 - 11:21 AM
        I think we ought to list songs that we'd like to see someone try to do a scene to. Just in case Meryl fails of inspiration. (In case you don't know, Meryl, you are now in charge of music for the Iron Dom; mwahahahaha)

        Some of my suggestions are:
        Born Free by Andy Williams
        Mrs Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter by Herman's Hermits
        My Ding ALing by Chuck Berry
        Whip It by Devo
        The Pina Colada Song by Rupert Holmes
        I'm too Sexy by Right Said Fred
        Anything that Abba sings
        Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill
        You Light Up My Life by Debby Boone
        We Are the World by some bunch of people.
        Chick a Boom by Daddy Dewdrop
        Precious and Few by Climax Blues Band
        Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
        Beat It by Michael Jackson
        Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport by some Australian idiot
        Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me by Mac Davis
        Me and You and a Dog Named Boo by Lobo
        Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees
        Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
        Make it With You by Bread
        Blue Bayou by Linda Ronstadt
        Just When I needed You Most by Randy Van Warmer
        Before the Next Teardrop Falls by Freddy Fender
        Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head by BJ Thomas (Does the BJ stand for BlowJob?)
        Wasted Days and Wasted Nights (this may be Freddy Fender, too)
        MacArthur Park by Richard Harris
        Does Anyone Know What Time it is by Chicago
        Do You think I'm Sexy by Rod Stewart (Just the idea of this song in this contest cracks me up)
        You Don't Bring Me Flowers by Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond
        Hair by (I think) the Cowsills
        Brand New Key by Melanie
        You Needed Me by Anne Murray
        Haven't Got Time for the Pain and Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon (actually, I like Carly, but the songs are hilarious combined with what we do)
        Macho Man by the Village People
        Alone Again, Naturally by Gilbert O'Sullivan

        And I admit, I looked up bad songs on Google. There are plenty more.

        Domina
        • Re: Song List

          Mon, August 4, 2008 - 11:17 PM
          Yup the Cowsills did do Hair.. IN fact, Im betting that I have most of the tunes you'll need right on my IPod ! LOL sad but true !!
          August who loves the sappy Flowers in your hair, bubble gum music of days gone by!
      • Re: Master Erick is Iron Dom 2008

        Mon, August 4, 2008 - 3:06 PM
        .."I will never forget Master Erik playing to "Let It Be Me"! ...

        ..& for the record, Meryl---neither will I! LOL

        Iron Dom competition was fun beyond mere words, yet at the same time was more grueling than you can imagine!

        Picture having some really off-the-wall hodgepodge piled on a table before you, with a couple rolls of black electrical tape, a jar of rubber cement, & box of upholstery tacks...& in only 2 HOURSyou have to not only make some functional kinky toys from them, but (a) they have to last for a 10-minute scene, (b) you're being judged on them & your scene, & (c) you're competing against others whom not only do you not know their level of creativity, but you don't even know what they've made because you haven't seen their stuff!!

        And then....there's THE MUSIC!!! OMG!!---THE M-U-S-I-C!!! ROTFLMAO I was last to go on, & I kept thinking to Myself, "the music will pickup, the music will pickup..." uhhhhh---NO!

        But you wanna know something folks? I'd do it again in a heartbeat! I've waited 2 years to compete for Iron Dom, & it was well worth the wait! Thank you Domina & your fantastic crew for an awesome event.

        Master Erik
        • Re: Master Erick is Iron Dom 2008

          Mon, August 4, 2008 - 10:13 PM
          Aahh ...but the music added so much to the scenes :) (Thanks Meryl)

          Everyone was entirely too creative !
          Thank you all for an incredibly enjoyable afternoon...and the great energy that carried over to a hot evening at the play party !

          Congratulations Master Erik IRON DOM 2008
          Truly inspired toys....and some great dance moves. :)

          If you missed it this year ...mark your calendar for 2009 !
    • Re: Master Erick is Iron Dom 2008

      Tue, August 5, 2008 - 1:43 AM
      About 15 years ago I did an infamous No Safeword on the Music scene that is still being talked about to this day. I'd be happy to help you with next year's music if you'd like.

      "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Barry Manilow!"

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